By: Atty. Emmanuel Samonte Tipon The aging Lothario from Hawaii put his hand on his young bride’s inner thigh. “Not now, my love, we will do it in Hawaii, I heard it is a very romantic place,” the bride whispered as he squeezed her husband’s hand and pushed it away. Not wanting to appear pushy, he did not insist. He rushed back to the U.S., petitioned for his wife, and it was approved. Upon arrival, the wife said that she wanted to go to WalMart. The old man readily agreed. At least it was not Macy’s or Neiman Marcus. She bought a sleeping bag. “Why, we have a bed?” the husband asked. “You’ll see,” she replied with a wink. After dinner, she put on a pair of tight jeans, laid down the sleeping bag, went inside, and zipped herself in. The husband was left out of the bag. He asked…
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